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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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