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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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