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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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