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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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