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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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