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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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