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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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