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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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