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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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