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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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