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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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