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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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