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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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