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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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