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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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