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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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