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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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