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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What do you say when something falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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