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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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