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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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