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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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