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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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