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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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