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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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