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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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