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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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