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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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