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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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