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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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