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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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