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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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