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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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