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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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