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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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