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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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