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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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