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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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