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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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