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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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