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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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