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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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