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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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