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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

1960

What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

718

What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

893

How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

1890

Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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