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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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