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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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