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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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