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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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