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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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