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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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