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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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