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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Akiva Lane
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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Akiva Lane
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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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Akiva Lane
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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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Dovid Lane
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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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