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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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