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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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