Pictures:

Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

431

Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

1580

Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

952

How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

739

What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

1723

What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

2765

How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

1080

What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

2925

What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

94

What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

3173

Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

1984

What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

727