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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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