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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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