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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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