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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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