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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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