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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Matt Weiss
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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Miriam Lane
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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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