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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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