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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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