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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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