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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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