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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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