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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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A pear of scissors.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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