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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Shane Ronay
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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Yitzchak Berger
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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Akiva Lane
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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Akiva Lane
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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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