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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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