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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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