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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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Yisro Whale

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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