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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Matt Weiss
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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Akiva Lane
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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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Akiva Lane
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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Akiva Lane
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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Akiva Lane
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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Shane Ronay
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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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