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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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