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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Akiva Lane
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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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Akiva Lane
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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Shane Ronay
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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Akiva Lane
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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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