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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Shane Ronay
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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Akiva Lane
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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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