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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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